What a moron.

The Los Angeles Times reported that President Bush called President-Elect Obama last night and said the following:

Mr. President-elect, congratulations to you. What an awesome night for you, your family and your supporters. Laura and I called to congratulate you and your good bride.

I promise to make this a smooth transition. You are about to go on one of the great journeys of life. Congratulations and go enjoy yourself.

This reads like a cheesy wedding toast by a drunk best man. You and your good bride? What the fuck does that even mean? She's the First Lady now, moron. "One of the great journeys of life?" This ain't going to be a honeymoon to Disneyland, Mr. Bush. President Obama will be spending a lot of time picking up the pieces from your eight year "journey."

Good bride. Whatever. Good BYE.