Tuesday, October 7, 2008

But falling off the wagon feels so good, oh yes! Yes! YES!

Inspiring hope for chronic masturbators/fornicators everywhere, David Duchovny has checked out of rehab after successfully completing treatment for his sex addiction.

Here's my question.


For alcoholics or drug addicts, there's no such thing as "just one beer" or "just one hit off the apple bong." So, if
he really is a sex addict, as opposed to someone with sexual compulsions/general asshole-ness, does that mean he can never have sex or jerk off again? If he has sex with his hot hot wife, is that the equivalent of "falling off the wagon"?


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