Since May 2005, the United States has banned sperm banks from importing the little swimmers from Europe for fear it might spread mad cow disease. As you may know, people who eat meat from animals infected with mad cow develop Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease in rare cases. So, yes, the FDA has made sperm a food safety issue, adding yet another dimension to the age-old "spit or swallow" debate.
Continuing on the food theme, Claus Rodgaard, who runs the Cryos International sperm bank in New York City, says the demand for Nordic sperm remains high, but Cryos has "just a few crumbs left." Apparently, American sperm connoisseurs are particularly fond of Nordic sperm crumbs, because the of the donors' blue eyes, blond hair and "tendency to be tall and have advanced degrees." Also appealing, according to the Nordic Cryobank of Copenhagen, is the Nordic donors' sincere, rather than monetary, motivations for donation. (So this makes the sperm more ... philanthropic?)

With the shortage of Viking sperm, it's a good thing we have Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie committed to providing the world with genetically superior babies.
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